President Donald Trump recently announced the 37,684th record high of the US Stock market to take place during his presidency. In retaliation, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has promised to replace Wall Street with a nice, appropriate sized windmill. The Wall street windmill is expected to generate at least $4.87 a month in revenue.
Democrats point to the continued rise of the Dow Jones as concrete proof that America is no longer an advanced society and has indeed fallen into the depths of Fascism. Furthermore AOC is promising a litany of federal subpoenas to be issued on Dow and Jones themselves, known republicans and zealous supporters of the President. The fact they are dead is not seen as a problem. AOC rightly points out we are in a post fact age and references the impeachment of the current president as evidence of this.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been a very busy bee over the festive period, most recently appearing at a joint rally with Bernie Sanders in California , a state democrats insisted be sold to China as part of the phase 1 trade talks between US and China.
Ocasio-Cortez has been frequently linked with the VP slot on Senator Bernie Sanders presidential ticket. AOC has not commented on this rumour other than to say she hasn’t ruled out running for president herself although worries that she may in fact have too much experience for the job.
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