Republicans of the populist right in the US have a phrase they sometimes use about Nancy Pelosi. ‘ A master political strategist ‘ Well….when I say Republicans I largely mean Steve Bannon on his War Room: Impeachment podcast. Some of the contributors on the show slightly bristle at his use of the description. Watching some…
Healy-Rae: Upsurge in Drug-Driving proves urgency to relax drink driving laws
Shocking end of year statistics reveal a massive increase in the numbers of people failing road-side drug-driving tests. Michael Healy-Rae has issued a stark warning to the government that this issue is likely to feature heavily in the upcoming general election. ” I have been telling these feckers up in Dublin city for 5 years…
CNN Presidential Poll Reveals ” Too many damned Republicans answering our calls “
Latest CNN polling data reveals that too many damn Republicans are answering their mobile phones. Polling experts have agreed to adjust polling algorithms to ensure Snapchat voters, Tree huggers, Mainstream media, IVY league professors and ghost whistle-blowers are properly represented in future CNN polls. Unbiased CNN pollsters agree, recent Impeachment polls, are too skewed in…
Cenk Uygur – outraged by Bill preventing egomaniacs using the word ‘humbled’
Democratic 2020 Congressional candidate in #CA25 and all-round humble pie merchant Cenk Uygur is reluctantly making headlines today. He and other social media Democrat politicians are seeking to block legislation being brought by House Republicans ahead of the congressional 2020 elections in November. The Bill entitled – Egomaniac crimes against the use of the word…
1989 State Papers: Haughey promises Mayo GAA ‘ Famine is Nearly Over’
State Papers 1989 The 1989 General election and Mayo football features prominently in the release today of the State Papers from the same year. Taoiseach, Fianna Fail Leader and Castlebar native Charles Haughey called a snap general election in June 1989. In Mayo, a FF campaign promising to deliver Sam Maguire, within the life-time of…
AOC promises to replace Wall Street with a windmill
President Donald Trump recently announced the 37,684th record high of the US Stock market to take place during his presidency. In retaliation, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has promised to replace Wall Street with a nice, appropriate sized windmill. The Wall street windmill is expected to generate at least $4.87 a month in revenue. Democrats point…
Varadkar blocks Emergency Legislation outlawing public displays of 6 packs.
The Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has plunged his minority government into crisis over the festive holidays. A Fianna Fail motion banning the public display of 6 packs during the the upcoming election campaign has been met by stiff resistance by the Fine Gael Leader and Taoiseach – Leo Varadkar. Varadkar launched his party’s general election campaign…
A Christmas Carol on the grey mile for a homeless Dubliner
Ghost of Christmas Present: If he’s like to die, he better do it and decrease the surplus population. Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol It’s quiet on the corner of Luke and Poolbeg street on the weekday nights. That’s the main reason I like it. Not much competition or trouble. Another plus. It’s the best place to…
1990 – A New York Summer filled with Donald Trump and Darryl Strawberry
I spent the summer of 1990 in New York. Nassau County on Long Island to be exact. I was 16 years old and it was a mixture of vacationing and part-time work. 10 years previously my parents had made the decision to leave Long Island and return home to Ireland. So this trip in 1990…
In Praise of the Men and Women tweeting on #TRUMP2020
So I have been conducting an experiment the last number of weeks while pop-corning on the impeachment inquiry of everyone’s favorite President. At the moment my Netflix addiction has been replaced with impeachment fever. As part of my deep-dive into this political minefield , I decided to infiltrate a twitter hashtag. #TRUMP2020 For the technologically…
6 Page Trump Letter attacks Pelosi with Strident defence of his actions. Full Text.
On the eve of the Impeachment vote, US President Donald Trump has penned a letter addressed to and directly attacking Speaker Nancy Pelosi. The 6 page letter is a stinging rebuke of the Impeachment Inquiry and a robust defence of his actions. The House of Representatives and Senate are both copied on the Letter….
How NOT to win a Galway Student Union election in the 1990’s
There was a concise anecdote, amongst Arts students in U.C.G., back in the 1990’s about student union politics. It went something like this: 1st years: Don’t know who runs the campus. 2nd years: Think they run the campus. 3rd years: Don’t give a fuck who runs the campus. I am frequently reminded of this and…
Why a Donald Trump could never get elected in Ireland
Ironically, the first time I heard the name Steve Bannon was in April 2017 watching a Saturday Night Live sketch of President Donald Trump on Youtube. As many of you know SNL is not a hot-bed of right wing conservatism or a particular fan of the 45th President of the United States. What drew my…
Farage hands Tories their biggest win since Thatcher. Remember to say thank you Boris….
In an election with one central issue it is perhaps fitting that the scale of the Conservatives victory lay in one pivotal decision. In an election like no other, the winning chess move was made not by Boris Johnson but by Nigel Farage. It’s a huge win for the Conservatives but so too a subtle…
A Hypocrisy that kills Joe Biden’s campaign dead and fuels President Trump’s
Speaking plainly – Joe Biden is fucked. I am not sure why he doesn’t seem to realise it. Harsh language and I do apologize but true nonetheless. It is pretty simple. The video of him openly bragging about severely pressurizing the Ukrainian government to fire a prosecutor, means he can never, ever beat Trump in…